OMG WTF :((((

i just had the scariest experience in a freaking WHILE. 

ok.. so.. i was being all christmas-y.. friend just told me she got our fam x-mas card in the mail and i thought, "oh! let's send it to my 5th grade teacher". so i call home.. ask my mom to send her one.. ask her if she has her addy. open up my planner (last page first 'cause the addy's are in the back) 

and what do i so gloriously see?? 

A FREAKING HUGE SPIDER, SMASHED BETWEEN THE PLASTIC COVER AND THE BACK PAGE!!!!!!

omg. i'm sure my face was classic. i was like.. oh hm, that's weird. wtf is tha-AAAHHHH!!!

i freaking HATE SPIDERS. WITH A PASSION. AND IT WAS BIG. AND SMUSHED BETWEEN THE PAGES OF MY PLANNER!! WTF!! 

when did it get in there?? in my purse?? while it was on my desk?? what if it had crawled onto my hand?? where else had it been??

i can't even LOOK at it without getting MAJOR HEEBIE JEEBIES. no joke!! :( 

and if you're all thinking i'm a big pussy.. well.. i showed it to the boyfriend.. and HE jumped too. and told me he hated me for showing it to him. (so hah!). but i hugged him and told him that he didn't hate me and he agreed :) aww.. LOL. 

but.. omg. 

i seriously think i almost died.

i would take a pic so the rest of you could die oh so gloriously WITH ME but i can't even look at it!! you guys are so majorly lucky. it was seriously.. the most disgusting, horrific thing. EVER.

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my heart's still racing. 

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